Payday Oasis - Instant Cash Advances

Instant Cash Advances - Dung Beetles

Beyond the hills, due south of the Payday Oasis, lies the valley of the instant cash advances. No, we've never been - we wouldn't dare leave the security of the Oasis for a southward romp. Why? Because no one ever comes back, thats why! They walk out into the distance, apply for god knows what instant cash advances they come across, and then...then they are no more.

Deep in the valley of instant cash advances

A man need to be desperate, on his final strand of his hideous rope, to consider instant cash advances. And unfortunately, we see people just like that come into the Payday Oasis every day:

People so deep in debt they don't know where to begin crawling out.
People suffering so badly from the shock of bad credit all they can do is lie face up and hop[e to keep breathing - no more secured loans for those desperate fools, just online cash advances and a prayer to the lords of the sun.
People so lost in their financial obligations and abilities they believe down is up and cash advances are supposed to be fast, supposed to be extremely expensive and leave you writhing on the sands in a death match with invisible serpents!

Yet all these instant cash advances come to is death - and even death will not stem the devilish creatures form continuing their delicious feast!

Always something else to eat

Imagine you're a soldier, and you apply for some payday cash advances. Two weeks later, long before your stipend arrives and the repayment ate for your loan, you are shipped off overseas, leaving a wife and three kids behind. You are gone - but your instant cash advances remain, slowly devouring any hope you have of an easy, manageable repayment upon your return home. Six months later you are back, and your loan is still there, still awaiting your repayment, but now you have 12 roll over cycles to deal with, which can mean up to $1200 in addition to the original $500 you applied for.

These beetles, they never stop. Instant cash advances never stop eating until you crush the beasts into submission. Which it turns out is next to impossible to do, given the sun, and the heat, and the exhaustion you'll feel after infinite rounds with your last minute financial demands.