http://www.paydayoasis.com/n17.html Some of the great desert myths revolve around cash advances and the heroes who took them out. You can always learn from someone else's experience with cash advances - but some are simply tall tales. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Everyone associated with cash advances will have a different tale to tell, and believe us - when you are at the Payday Oasis you will hear some pretty tall tales. The national sport of the financial desert is camel racing, but if it wasn't camel racing that sport would be tall talk and the payday cash advances tall talking champion might not be who you'd expect. The competitors for title of the tallest talk on cash advances There are three principal competitors in the sport of talking up cash advances: providers, borrowers, and banks. Banks provide the financing for the providers, providers provide the cash advances to you, and you pay everyone else. Its a loud, angry family, and each competitor tries to talk the tallest cash advance tales. Providers make the world taste good Providers will shout out all the great things about cash advances, and will whisper only some of the bad: They are instantly, readily, and always available and are faster than sandstorms! Even overnight cash advances are available for your late-night desert thirst. We are doing the world a favor by providing these instant cash advances, and although we charge 500% APR we do so out of love! Their shouts may roll over the sands and filter through eons and eons of desert dust, and they will remain true because while lenders specializing in no fax cash advances do say a lot, they do not tell lies - only half-truths. Borrowers see a world without Sun Borrowers, and consumer advocacy groups spun off by agitated borrowers, tend to view cash advances as the great Satan of finance, and their lamentations echo throughout Payday Oasis like a growling sphinx of olde: 500% APR?!?!?! you have to be kidding me! We should never pay that for online cash advances! I knew a guy who applied for an advance, got it, then the lender took out repayment before the agreed upon date! This guy's account went straight to negative, charge, and the lender's repayment bounced, another charge! These financial tools are designed to take your accounts and your life straight into debt. Be warned! Again, these people would be right, but they are also ignoring the single fact that most fast cash advances are incredibly open minded, and are always able to help. Bankers - the champions of deceit But of all the people talking about cash advances, bankers are the victors when it comes to telling thee tallest tales: the say the same bad things that borrowers do, lament the disadvantages and prop their own smaller, unsecured loans on a high pedestal of financial security and intelligent finance. At the same time, they are salivating at the opportunity to provide and earn for thee incredibly lucrative payday advances. And they do, they provide lenders by the millions and they are making money off financial misfortune by the billions. Bankers are the forbidden, the untouchables at Payday Oasis and have no place at our financial table. May their lies and practices with cash advances burn and rot and crumble to fine powders to be mixed with Mother Desert. Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.paydayoasis.com/n63.html Instant cash advances are adept at finding dying financial corpses and feasting away. When you find yourself lying face down in the sand, beware the bite of instant cash advances! en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayoasis.com/n60.html Overnight cash advances are a great idea for people looking to cover some distance before the sun returns to burn. We encourage the use of overnight cash advances at Payday Oasis - especially when the harem is full. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayoasis.com/n57.html No fax cash advances can in fact offer a major help. But a successful use of no fax cash advances is about as rare as snow falling the desert. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayoasis.com/n43.html Fast cash advances are extremely dangerous, extremely potent financial venom. But use fast cash advances wisely and you might find an antidote for your problem. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayoasis.com/n42.html Payday cash advances will send you to the coal mines and keep you there for all eternity. Keep working on those payday cash advances fella, lest you want another paddling. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.paydayoasis.com/n24.html Online cash advances? Of course we've heard of them! Payday oasis knows all about online cash advances, and you know what we think they are alright. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0