Payday Oasis - Cash Advances

Cash Advances

Everyone associated with cash advances will have a different tale to tell, and believe us - when you are at the Payday Oasis you will hear some pretty tall tales. The national sport of the financial desert is camel racing, but if it wasn't camel racing that sport would be tall talk and the payday cash advances tall talking champion might not be who you'd expect.

The competitors for title of the tallest talk on cash advances

There are three principal competitors in the sport of talking up cash advances: providers, borrowers, and banks. Banks provide the financing for the providers, providers provide the cash advances to you, and you pay everyone else. Its a loud, angry family, and each competitor tries to talk the tallest cash advance tales.

Providers make the world taste good

Providers will shout out all the great things about cash advances, and will whisper only some of the bad:

They are instantly, readily, and always available and are faster than sandstorms! Even overnight cash advances are available for your late-night desert thirst.
We are doing the world a favor by providing these instant cash advances, and although we charge 500% APR we do so out of love!

Their shouts may roll over the sands and filter through eons and eons of desert dust, and they will remain true because while lenders specializing in no fax cash advances do say a lot, they do not tell lies - only half-truths.

Borrowers see a world without Sun

Borrowers, and consumer advocacy groups spun off by agitated borrowers, tend to view cash advances as the great Satan of finance, and their lamentations echo throughout Payday Oasis like a growling sphinx of olde:

500% APR?!?!?! you have to be kidding me! We should never pay that for online cash advances!
I knew a guy who applied for an advance, got it, then the lender took out repayment before the agreed upon date! This guy's account went straight to negative, charge, and the lender's repayment bounced, another charge!
These financial tools are designed to take your accounts and your life straight into debt. Be warned!

Again, these people would be right, but they are also ignoring the single fact that most fast cash advances are incredibly open minded, and are always able to help.

Bankers - the champions of deceit

But of all the people talking about cash advances, bankers are the victors when it comes to telling thee tallest tales:

the say the same bad things that borrowers do, lament the disadvantages and prop their own smaller, unsecured loans on a high pedestal of financial security and intelligent finance.
At the same time, they are salivating at the opportunity to provide and earn for thee incredibly lucrative payday advances. And they do, they provide lenders by the millions and they are making money off financial misfortune by the billions.

Bankers are the forbidden, the untouchables at Payday Oasis and have no place at our financial table. May their lies and practices with cash advances burn and rot and crumble to fine powders to be mixed with Mother Desert.